sade:
exactly how stoned are you, people magazine?
“A cold pancake that’s never known a syrup’s love” is the saddest thing that’s ever been said.
(via whydoihaveablog)
sade:
exactly how stoned are you, people magazine?
“A cold pancake that’s never known a syrup’s love” is the saddest thing that’s ever been said.
(via whydoihaveablog)
Today I was interviewed by the Huffington Post because of how awesome my cat is. True story.
Did I just invent the most important thing that’s ever been invented?
Surely I didn’t, but did I?
I emailed my dad this story about the allegations in South Carolina that over 900 people that voted in the primaries were dead.
Something about needing to be dead to support Gingrich. There’s a joke there. I don’t know. I bought you the ingredients, you make the cake.
GpoyHollywood Auditions for Black Cat, 1961.
(via theprivateeye)
Shake Weight Facial Cleansing Kit Rain Boots!
“this tastes like racism”
what country is flimish? flim…in…gun…?
me: strongbow is the most delicious thing.
friend: ever had sandwiches?
Coketalk rarely gets it wrong, but this time she nailed it.
I started dating an older guy about four months ago. Even though I waited a while to sleep with him and tried to take it slow, he somehow Jedi mind-tricked me, and it turned into a casual sex relationship. Once I realized this, I was already addicted to the sex and couldn’t…
